high school: for aaron.

i was thinking the other night about that place i just got a diploma from. (im doing college applications right now. thus i have to think about it.) and for some reason i vividly recollected this quote:

"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but...you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."

-ferris bueller


this is for aaron goldstein.

hang in there, bebeh.

and all the other bebehz.

-tg